"Excuse you," Sirius replies with mock offense. "I maybe gangly and a bit pale, but I'm still devastatingly attractive. I'd say we'd win every calendar competition, in fact. Provided they were the right ones with good taste."

He drags his hand up Kieren's thigh then, free in at least this much given that Kieren can't pull away due being accidentally tickled. "But I'm glad we can at least agree to be naked together. If only I could draw like you can; I'd attempt a picture so you could see what I do. All gangly and pale and utterly beautiful."