"Oh, nothing fatal," Sirius assures him, lips twisting into a slight smirk at the idea. Kieren's kiss lingers on his lips and he shrugs. "Just possibly a pox or two, make them trip over their own feet for awhile or make them all embarrassingly tongue-tied. That sorta thing."

It's childish, he knows. Remus would tell him so right from the start, but Sirius can't help but entertain the notion all the same. What good is there in being a wizard without the opportunity to be a little stupid sometimes?