It's not unheard of, Sirius knows. He's both seen it firsthand and heard more than a few tales, but the idea of suddenly losing his penis, even if for only a short while, is not a little bit horrifying.

Sirius shifts as Kieren nestles in closer, warm against his side in a way that, even now, Sirius finds himself delighting in. He leans into it gently as he curls arm around Kieren's waist, hand resting on his hip. "I think gravity will help out in the long run," he says. "And biological necessity. I suppose can move them one by one so there's room."